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Snakebite

The flying doctor's phone rang... ,

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sara

Date:

28 September 2006

Author:

Neil O'Hara-Smith

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Snakebite

The flying doctor's phone rang...
"Jeez, what should I do,
I've been bitten by a cobra,"
"I'll get straight there to you.

In the meantime restrict the blood flow,
To the affected site,
Make yourself a tourniquet,
And pull it real tight "

So the doc' he got there quickly,
But the guy was strangled, dead...
He'd put the tourniquet around his neck,
He'd been bitten in the head.

-Neil O'Hara-Smith -

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