I'm Pedro the paranoid Pirhana
And I don't think that I'll see maniana
'Cos some of me mates
Want me on their plates
Washed down with a Pina Collada
I know by their glances so fleetin'
That there's evil intent in their greetin'
So I'm watchin' them
Watchin' me watchin' them
While I swallow the one that I'm eating
'Hello, Puss! Hey!, Sweetie Puss is getting rather fat!' Dad promptly switched attention from the T.V. to the cat, Sweetie Puss purred smugly, her gently rounded tum Proclaimed to all and sundry she was soon to be a Mum,
All these years I've driven in the country, You know I've always wondered how; When you'd see a field full of cattle, There was always one egret... for every cow.
This was written for a friend who had a terrible shock one morning.......
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