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OAP (Old Aged Paul)

A poem wot I rote about when I got me disabled parking badge! Huh, what was the question? I'm OLD you know! ,

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sara

Date:

28 September 2006

Author:

Paul Bearer

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OAP (Old Aged Paul)

I'm cashing in
Me coupons
I'm 'anging up
Me suit
It's finally
Official
I'm a certified
old coot

I've got me
Disabled sticker
The pension's
Coming soon
I'm swapping
In me steak knife
For a wooden
Spoon

There's handles on
The bathtub
Big numbers
On the phone
And a panic button
I can push
If I fall
At home

I knew
One day
Me time
Would come
So this is REALLY it
Goodbye
Paul the Younger
Hello
Paul the daft Old git

-Paul Bearer -

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