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My Explosive Woman
From G to XXX - the Dreamaker is a one of kind find. Read one of his silly whips...
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sara |
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28 September 2006 |
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The Dreamaker |
Rating: 3.3/5 (8 votes cast) |
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My Explosive Woman |
Last Nited when I was fartin in my old bathtubbin
I was cryin when I recalled my lost luvin
She was So sweet and her hair was ah so fair
But what impressed me the most was the way her farts could flare
Her Honkers were saggy and tasted so dad gum tart
But what drove me crazy was the way she could fart.
She'd eat all dad gum day and stay up all through the night
and by the mornin we'd begin have'n our big fart fight
But her toot'n was wild and the noises she'd make
I'd cry in desperation "Stop that woman" for gosh dam Sakes.
"Aint hurtin no body" was what she would say
and then she'd keep on Fartin all the rest of the Day
For days, and weeks and months this went on
Until One of her farts exploded like a bomb
So loud was her toot'n - she was heard in 12 western States
Louder than a Locamotive and a wild Hippo when she mates.
The goverment caught wind of this new idea
More powerfuller than agent orange or man made Ghonorrea
So they commissioned her for service and away she did go
but when she got in the airplane - the world scream'd "There She Blows"!
Out of the sky the plane it did fall but my lover didn't die but bounced off the ground like a ball
We learned that she was fuller than a big hot air balloon
But the day she took her panties off and she shot off, straight to the moon.
So Now as I sit here all alone for hours and hours I wait by the phone
She'll be back, Not because she loves me or because she is so smart,
But because there is nothing more attractive than two lovers when they can freely fart.
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