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Ladies Prayer

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the lord My shape to keep.,

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sara

Date:

28 September 2006

Author:

Puddlez

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Ladies Prayer

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
for all that you've done!

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!"

-Puddlez -

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