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How Areya Five O

I'd just turned fifty and had been on crutches for a while and the fear of old age loomed so I thought I'd turn it in to a joke. ,

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sara

Date:

28 September 2006

Author:

Samantha Jones

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How Areya Five O

I'm fifty and petrified, in fact I am aghast
The very thought of your future, being a helluva lot less than your past
A zimmer frame you can picture, crutches by the door
Meals on wheels are delivered, 'cause you cannot cook no more
Least dimentia's not quite set in, I can still remember to write verse
Could be wearing a wooden overcoat...now that'd be a damn sight worse

-Samantha Jones -

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