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Does A Fish Go Pee?



Have you ever wondered how much of the water you're swimming in is really water? ,




















Submited By : sara  
Date: 28 September 2006
Author: Caffy
Rating: 2.4/5 (11 votes cast)
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Does A Fish Go Pee?
Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?
Does it ever get the notion
when it's swimming in the ocean?
Does a fish take a leak
when it's swimming in the creek?
Do they do it in a muddle
when you see them in a puddle?
Does a fish ever miss
when it's taking a p___,
and they find urination
in the farmer's irrigation?
Do you think they're rather fond
of going potty in the pond,
and, then, for goodness sake,
do they go while in the lake?
Do they tinkle at all
while in the waterfall?
Could you see a yellow gleam
as they do it in the stream?
Now take a little quiz:
Does a fish ever whiz?
Does a fish go pee
when it's swimming in the sea?
-Caffy -

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