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Doctor

My 94 year old granny is stone deaf. This one is for her. ,

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28 September 2006

Author:

Stephen Cree

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Doctor

Doctor examining patient asks
'Do you get breathless, Meg?'
Stone deaf wrinkly thinks then replies
'I sometimes have an egg'.

-Stephen Cree -

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NIKKI MAE TUTOR Says:

Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:33 am

ITS SO VERY FUNNY,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

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