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Cats



Nice kitty. Now, PLEASE get off my lap! How can something so cute be so %$&#@#... ,




















Submited By : sara  
Date: 28 September 2006
Author: Paul Bearer
Rating: 4.0/5 (7 votes cast)
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Cats
There's a cat sitting on my foot
My leg is feeling numb
I really should be nasty
And kick it up the bum

But, it's so cute, I have no choice
I just have to let it sleep
So, I'm momentary paralysed
And lost the use of both my feet

And now the other cat's arrived
So enchanting and appealing
The purring gets so loud and shrill
That I lose my sense of hearing

And then she jumps onto my lap
And rests her head upon my arm
Further 'paralysing me'
With her captivating charm

And so, each day I spend my life
Like some disabled fool
Thank you God for inventing the cat
I didn't know you could be so
CRUEL!

-Paul Bearer -

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