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Did you see that bare-breasted, pole-climbing dancer today? ,

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sara

Date:

28 September 2006

Author:

James Hacsi

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Did you see that bare-breasted, pole-climbing dancer today?
She was strutting her stuff in ways I won't say!
Why do they allow such a public display?
And, what about those males?

They all should have tails to hang around as they do;
They pick and scratch while they spit and chew,
but if you look at them, they mimic you!
I've seen enough, and my kids have too!
Next time we'll skip seeing,
the big apes at the zoo!

-James Hacsi -

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